When the robots overtook the quibbling city-states of the United States in 1982, they installed in each of these states one brilliant nanite colony to oversee the fleshy ones and make sure the machine agenda was achieved. Colony WDT-1156 was the designated colony for California, successfully guiding the workings of Silicon Valley from an outpost in Palo Alto until its relocation to Idaho for reasons known only to it and its mechanized creators in 1990. It was never heard from again.|
Until today: Someday the 9th, 200X.
Then it drew some crap and people liked said crap. So it drew more, and people liked that crap even more. And so on and so on, until tomorrow, 208X, when it wore a silly hat and became President of Forever.
So it was written, in the book of the future. And that's why crazy people aren't usually given keyboards and access to the internet.